take a josh

to release a huge pungent turd.

"Hey hurry up we gotta leave"
Dude I can't I gotta take a Josh.

by turdlip June 6, 2011

Take a Trump

Announcing one's verbal preamble urge to defalcate in the name of President Donald J. Trump.

Excuse me while I go Take a Trump.

by UsedtobeGOP January 20, 2021

take it to god

Used as an alternative for "save it"

When someone is bitching on you or whatsoever

Joe- "Why do you have to be like this?"
Ben- "Man, take it to god"
Joe- "Fuck you"

by coocooforcocoapuffsyeah January 19, 2011

Taking the Mickey

Taking the Mickey (Bliss) rhyming slang for taking the piss

She was only taking the mickey

by simplephone July 2, 2018

Taking a McCormack

Arriving 30 minutes early to work and then waiting til its time to start work then going to take a shit

Boss: Ok, let's go do.....
Where the fuck did he go?
Co Worker: He's taking a McCormack

by Flip Washington January 24, 2019

take the banana

The term take the banana is equivalent to just take it and shut up, just do it, don’t even ask. You know if you are handed a banana, you know what to do with it without question. That is it... take the banana.

But dad, why do I have to do it, son, just take the banana shut up and do as I say do.

by Billy BullSchitter July 15, 2017

stefan's take

complete bullshit

*stef starts talking*
- ah its this fucking idiot again... stefan's take i guess...

by Kalcho January 27, 2021