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take a josh

to release a huge pungent turd.
"Hey hurry up we gotta leave"
Dude I can't I gotta take a Josh.
by turdlip June 6, 2011
mugGet the take a joshmug.

Take a Trump

Announcing one's verbal preamble urge to defalcate in the name of President Donald J. Trump.
Excuse me while I go Take a Trump.
by UsedtobeGOP January 20, 2021
mugGet the Take a Trumpmug.

take it to god

Used as an alternative for "save it"

When someone is bitching on you or whatsoever
Joe- "Why do you have to be like this?"
Ben- "Man, take it to god"
Joe- "Fuck you"
by coocooforcocoapuffsyeah January 19, 2011
mugGet the take it to godmug.

Taking the Mickey

She was only taking the mickey
by simplephone July 2, 2018
mugGet the Taking the Mickeymug.

Taking a McCormack

Arriving 30 minutes early to work and then waiting til its time to start work then going to take a shit
Boss: Ok, let's go do.....
Where the fuck did he go?
Co Worker: He's taking a McCormack
by Flip Washington January 24, 2019
mugGet the Taking a McCormackmug.

take the banana

The term take the banana is equivalent to just take it and shut up, just do it, don’t even ask. You know if you are handed a banana, you know what to do with it without question. That is it... take the banana.
But dad, why do I have to do it, son, just take the banana shut up and do as I say do.
by Billy BullSchitter July 15, 2017
mugGet the take the bananamug.

stefan's take

*stef starts talking*
- ah its this fucking idiot again... stefan's take i guess...
by Kalcho January 27, 2021
mugGet the stefan's takemug.

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