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sexy son

A very attractive man, in particular, one whose physical traits indicate a high biological fitness.

(From R. A. Fisher's sexy son hypothesis.)
"You should come to the party tonight, I heard there'll be a lot of sexy sons there."

"Damn, you are the sexiest son I've ever laid my eyes on."
by ASexySon June 4, 2022
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Pin in my son

A very weird person that doesnt know proper grammer and is very short.
That pin in my son makes me want to commit arson
by Sparklemeywr November 11, 2020
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Huen-Son

The word originates from the german word "Hurensohn", meaning son of a bitch in englisch. Its mainly used when you get upset from a friend that likes to fool around with you.
ehhhh you huen-son, why did you destroy my fucking portal that i was about to use, bro such a motherfucking huen-son
by I ate your fuckin dick November 17, 2020
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Son-of-a-glitch

A less crass way of saying "son-of-a-bitch"
(Redstone Ned evades an anvil, blocks off a wall of arrows, shields himself from TNT which causes him to fall, breaks his aforementioned fall with a water bucket, and uses a torch to avoid being suffocated by gravel)

Redstone Ned: Oh, oh, oh, yeah! Is that all you can do? Is that all you got?
Unknown Player: (gets tired of Redstone Ned refusing to die so he types in "/kill RedStoneNed")
Redstone Ned: You son-of-a-glitch....
Unknown Player: (enters in the command, killing Redstone Ned)
by johnzilla1126 August 8, 2025
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My Son

(Noun) A title applied to a stranger when people-watching, said to a fellow people-watcher without subject’s knowledge to indicate subject’s presence is a caricature of the moment that is endearing, comical, or otherwise entertaining.
“That guy with a 2 foot mustache and a monocle sitting on the ground at the bus stop and staring into a puddle- It’s my son!”

“That family next table over at this Waffle House - they’re ALL crosseyed. My sons!”

“Yo he looks like Santa Claus. My son!”

“Look over there, it’s my son!’
by Misghelli September 19, 2023
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National Beating your Son Day

National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer
“I’m so excited for National Beating your Son Day!” -FishyLegend (Freak King)
by Crxfic August 15, 2024
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Sonned

To be sonned is to be shown by someone other than your birth parent, in most cases by Nicki Minaj, that you are their children.
I tried to diss Nicki Minaj but I got sonned
by David Louis Shore March 6, 2020
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