socially awkward

people who not only create awkward silences but also end them...

If you fashion multiple beaded animal key chains and are over the age of twelve, you can color yourself socially awkward.

by Tess Sollinis January 10, 2008

social pygmy

A person who spends way too much time online belittling others and refuses to admit that his real world problems are a result of his diminished social skills

Did you see that guy who spams everythread with retardness? He is a social pygmy

by metsluver March 22, 2010

socially saturated

a state of having too many friends, or social obligations

Ex. 1 Guy 1: "Hey man, you should totally come to this party, you'll meet lots of new people"
Guy2: "I don't need to meet new people guy, I'm fuckin socially saturated"

Ex. 2 "I don't know which predrink to go to tonight, feelin pretty socially saturated right now."

by RiMill November 2, 2010

Social Smoker

A smoker who is in denial about being a smoker

Sally says she’s a “ social smoker” on dating sites because she can’t get a date.

by Gene Symonds August 17, 2018

social warrior

A pompus person who feel it is their right or duty to tell privileged people to "check their privilege". Also known as a a PC warrior or PC douchbag

Get a load of that social warrior telling Mike to, "Check his privilege" because he is a straight white guy...what a PC douchbag.

by CaptainTat3r April 19, 2018

Poop Social

The act of gathering a group of friends, heading to a bathroom with multiple stalls, and pooping together. Conversations will take place most of the time.

Friend 1: Oh god, this Taco Bell's gonna run right through me
Friend 2: Hit me later for a poop social man

by halfrican594 February 22, 2011

Social Terrorist

People who are always nice when in a group or at work or school and always shaking hands and smiling. When they get home they start their assaults on mankind via blogs, posts, and other internet media outlets with cursing, racial indignation, name calling and general harassment of anyone and everyone. Only to return to work, school, etc. smiling and maintaining their normal sleeper cell persona.

Friend - Hey man how are you?

Social Terrorist - Awesome how about you?

Friend - Did you see on the internet where a guy robbed a bank killed someone and only got 5 years?

Social Terrorist - No, that's a shame but I don't really look at the internet when I'm home I have so much more to do than stay online (secretly can't wait to get home and terrorize everyone he can find on the subject who does not share his view).

by StockCasa August 27, 2011