verb: Simping for some one in a platonic sense; wanting to be someone's friend really bad, or in a simp-like manor. Usually used by people on the asexual/aromantic spectrum to express attraction to someone that isn't sexual/romantic.
Avery, watching tv: Aww, Yamaguchi is such an angel, I would love to just hang out with him!
Emery: Dude, we are both platonic simping for Yamaguchi so much!
Emery: Dude, we are both platonic simping for Yamaguchi so much!
by UshiwakaIsAsexual January 22, 2021
Get the platonic simpingmug. A man who supports true meaning of gender equality and totally oppose someone using "women privileges" when it suits them and complaints about someone "not being a man" when it is inconvenient.
In a question like:-
"How dare you slap a women just because she slapped you"
An anti-simp and supporter of true gender equality may reply as:-
First of all she slapped me for a no good reason at all, and you expected me to hold back?
But,no way you can hit a women like that...
"just man up a bit for once"
And the final blow of an anti-simp should be like:-
"If she dares to hit a man for no good reason and expect nothing back, then she is goddamn wrong because i believe in gender equality and for me a women is at the same level as any man.. so,
equal rights, equal fights! b*tch
"How dare you slap a women just because she slapped you"
An anti-simp and supporter of true gender equality may reply as:-
First of all she slapped me for a no good reason at all, and you expected me to hold back?
But,no way you can hit a women like that...
"just man up a bit for once"
And the final blow of an anti-simp should be like:-
"If she dares to hit a man for no good reason and expect nothing back, then she is goddamn wrong because i believe in gender equality and for me a women is at the same level as any man.. so,
equal rights, equal fights! b*tch
by kazuma_01 August 27, 2020
Get the Anti-simpmug. Music written, produced, & or performed by a simp specifically for the purpose of pedestalling a woman. It does not matter if she is attainable or unattainable. Simp song singers often profess how subservient/submissive they are willing to be in an effort to win the womans affections and possibly be rewared with sexual favors in return. Their style is persistance, sparing no exspence at wooing a woman, including allowing said woman to walk all over him repeatedly, even after rejection. Some of the attemps made to win a womans affections often include promises to pay bills and take her on lavish trips.
by barbershopbobby November 9, 2021
Get the Simp Musicmug. the act of an individual who simps or defends big name conglomerates and actively chooses to pay a premium expense for an overpriced or inferior product.
I don't buy Supreme or Luis, i don't like brand simping
no i don't own a Disney+ account i'm not a brand simp
no i don't own a Disney+ account i'm not a brand simp
by captain_moist April 27, 2020
Get the Brand Simpingmug. Christian: This DMR is so good after they nerfed it!
Paul: Bro you sound like a simp virgin talking like that.
Paul: Bro you sound like a simp virgin talking like that.
by Paul Not Nice January 13, 2021
Get the simp virginmug. Roger would rather simp for cindy than hang out with his friends.
Because he is Simp Chimpin he no longer has friends.
Because he is Simp Chimpin he no longer has friends.
by BroManDan August 24, 2020
Get the Simp Chimpinmug. simp: “Hey I think cats are pretty cool”
Girl: “I disagree”
simp: “Actually they are kind of lazy now that you mention it””
“Wow, he’s a Schrödinger’s Simp”
Girl: “I disagree”
simp: “Actually they are kind of lazy now that you mention it””
“Wow, he’s a Schrödinger’s Simp”
by Lilli Bee March 9, 2020
Get the Schrödinger’s Simpmug.