my pony had a seizure

help me, this is not a joke

seriously, my pony had a seizure

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

Pony

A mix of porn , and horny. You’re horny to create porn.

“Hey David, I’m pretty pony. You want to create sum?”

by FegtheHedgehog March 22, 2021

stay gold, pony girl

do your thing & respect yourself

“your body different… stay gold, pony girl”

by sretaw, trebor July 12, 2022

Pony sexuality/community

This represents a type of animal role-playing, in which one participant acts like a horse or a pony by wearing eather straps or harnesses, and/or pulling a cart with the their partner playing the role of a rider, trainer or master.

I identify with the Pony sexuality/community. That means I'm into horse role-playing and harnesses. Also, carts turn me on and instead of daddy, I call you in a fancier way: "master". ;) <3

by luciferr929 July 24, 2022

PONY Bike

ANY GSXR "Gixxer" motorcycle built by Suzuki that white males named "Chad Steve John or Joe" rides mostly without gear and sometimes with a stretch kit on a 600cc motorcycle.

My dudes check out the stretch on my 200mph Gixxer 600 it corners great and lays rubber from 1 to 3rd at a flick of the wrist boyeeee! Pony bike is a fox body mustang on 2 wheels. Let's go Brandon!

by LOWDOUGH iNC. June 11, 2022

Park Avenue Pony Ride

Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕

Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!

by JfreaknD June 18, 2022

My Little Pony Steamer

When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.

Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.

"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"

by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022