Pony up

To get it together and stop fuckin around.

Guy 1: Hey man this shits gettin real, you need to pony up and get serious man
Guy 2: I gotchu fam

by Babies and dildo salad April 7, 2020

Poni tiem

It's when faggots raid a chatroom with pony talk

Normal people: *blah blah blah*
Bronies: poni tiem
Person 1: God please no...
Bronies: MAH LITTLE PONI,
Person 2: Skinny and bony.
Bronies: STFU NUUUB

*bronies quit*

Jon: Alex, my chat was Poni tiem'd.
Alex: That sucks.

by Lolzurky June 28, 2015

Chuck Pony

A slang term for a Charley Horse cramp, taking the shorthand forms of each word.

Tim: ah! My leg! *gets up and limps around awkwardly to shake the pain out*
Jeff: looks like you got a Chuck Pony.

by Carneguy September 14, 2023

Pony Porker

A name for a "brony" that feels the need to convert everyone to lovers of My Little Pony.
As an Action Someone who fantasizes about sexual relations between themselves and the characters of my little pony.

" Someone please get these damn Pony Porkers off DA"
" Ran into a herd of pony pokers at comic con, nearly shit my pants."

by Dr.X213 June 29, 2013

Show pony

One of the many people/sides getting played by a certain kind of person.

The show pony was not the only person/side getting played by him/her.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019

yoni pony

A tool (organic or inorganic) used to stimulate yonis. Can refer to a dildo, vibrator, cock, dong, etc., but especially used for a larger implement that will really take her for a ride!

Becky wasn't totally satisfied by her man so she stopped by Good Vibes to get herself a yoni pony.
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!

by CB&PB March 8, 2016

side pony

Usually a ginger haired dude with a side pony...also a male version of a side chick

Ted is such a side pony

by thetatertot August 12, 2018