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My Little Pony Jar

This is where bad boys go to experience punishment for disobeying
Because you didn't hop on Overwatch, you are getting sent to the My Little Pony Jar.
by Tangly June 1, 2025
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Pony Painter

There was a "pony painter" outside the tobacco shop trying to get money.
by davicrow August 20, 2023
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Pony

The word ‘pony’ is newcastle/geordie slang to describe something that is bad.
pedro - “look at me new skeets wor kid”

jeremiah - “fuck off man there pure pony them man ked!”
by PinkNobCheeze69 December 5, 2018
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Pony Bug

Gaining an almost immediate liking towards ponies/horses after being around them maybe that day or the day before.
I just went to see the horses, and now I’ve got pony bug!
by 2knugget March 24, 2023
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Wonkey pony

Slang for being absolutely mangled on ketamine — legs don’t work properly, balance is gone, and you look like you’re trying to ride an invisible horse sideways.
“Hey, Gaz is on the wonkey pony, go grab him and tie him up.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025
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trophy pony

A beautiful person who dies at your house party. They can be a celebrity, but that is not a necessity. It does not imply that you are responsible for the death, merely that you enjoy the notoriety that accompanies such an event.
Desiree OD'd at Tanya's house. Definitely her trophy pony.
by Kikki8899 June 9, 2013
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Riding the Water Pony

The slang term for gaining sexual gratification from using a Bidet
Bijan is taking forever in the bathroom and it sounds like the water is running, I bet he's Riding the Water Pony again.
by anonymous June 30, 2025
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