Lumberjack Piss

A urination of significant length, volume and satisfaction that could be compared to the satisfying deep forest pissing of a largely boned and built lumberjack in an aromatic lushly foliated evergreen forest.

I waited all night to piss but when I finally did it was a huge Lumberjack Piss.

by Dick Grande July 04, 2022

piss shnart

When you sneeze so hard you pee yourself and shit yourself.

(Pre-tense) piss shnart
(Present-tense) piss shnart
(Post -tense) piss shnarted

Person one: "achoo! Pfffffft! Oh no"
Person two: "Fuck dude, you ok?"
Person one: "no, I just piss shnarted "

by TheAtomicToaster July 06, 2017

Piss Flops

worn out ,overused hanging low vaginal lips either belonging to a slut or a grandma

She dropped her panties and her Piss Flops were scraping on the floor!!

by Lulu1310 February 05, 2020

The Living Piss

The very CORE of someone's being; Absolutely EVERYTHING they have: physically, mentally & spiritually.

"Frank beat the LIVING PISS out of Dave the other day. It was hard to watch."
"Dude, that movie scared the LIVING PISS out of me! I've never been so frightened in my life!"

by ArmchairCriticSF July 30, 2019

Consolation Piss

When you have to take a shit but the stall is occupied so you take a piss in the urinal instead.

Man I had to take a massive dump earlier but someone was on the shitter, I had to take a consolation piss instead.

by TovarichMoore August 21, 2018

Mc pissed

General frustration at any part of macdonalds service, food, or even the way food falls onto your carpet or crotch while arranging it after going through drivethrough.

*after ordering 6 mcnuggets and getting 4*

I'M Mc PISSED!!!

*a mcflurry falls into your crotch after taking it from the person, with nowhere solid to place it while you slowly roll down the alley towards traffic*

THIS IS MCPISSING ME OFF!

by Ryan_T January 05, 2009

piss trench

Woman's front waste functional.

Piss trench, piss flaps, fanny , twat. Etc

by Daft crack pj January 23, 2014