Shirk-off

The act of masturbating with shit

Sherminator was giving anal, and couldn't climax. He decided to pull out and use the shit on his dick to shirk-off on his partners ass

by Dirtysailors December 16, 2018

RIP’d off

To get ripped off ad infinitum unto a timely death.

Her: Those maligned salesmen, they would’ve left that poor guy for dead!!
Him: Really?! Sounds like he’s been getting RIP’d off then…

by @surrealRenegade420 January 12, 2019

Crumpin Off

The act of shamelessly pleasuring ones self in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough for a stall you’re too good to be Crumpin Off

“Did you hear dean was Crumpin Off?”

“Yeah dude was beating his dick at the urinal.”

by Neil Cicierega August 11, 2018

off toast

someone who is dumb that killing brain cells would make them smarter

you have fucking off toast

by Samurai552 September 30, 2018

bitch off

it is a mixture of the phrase piss off and bitch this phrase is great to use when you are in a hard situation and you feel nothing but pure anger.

person 1- *kicks flynns ankles*
flynn- oi *slaps face*
person 1- you cant hit a girl that's illegal
flynn- well why dont you just bitch off!

by The1andonlygal July 31, 2019

Off cookie

basically cookie cookie but instead of a cookie its a black male

the group of lads played off cookie

by lil bish bish March 28, 2019

rip off

A rip off is a lesser, inferior imitation of something

My sister is a rip off of me.

by bjdythhjgfdgtrssrgsjggffdjhgtd February 22, 2019