October 30

The national fuck a bald guy day where you fuck a bald guy

Guy:(Stares)
Bald guy : What?
Guy: It’s October 30
Bald guy: Shit

by True words by Oliver October 28, 2019

October 17

A very special birthday of the one you love the absolute most

It’s October 17, that means birthday time, love you so much baby!

by Emo Emma October 14, 2019

october 19

The day that Dan Howell and Phil Lester first met in person. Very important in the Phandom

Omg its October 19! Dan and Phil met ... years ago today!

by PhilLesterIsDaddy October 20, 2017

October 31

We give all the people that were born on this day a piece of candy

“Your birthday’s October 31”

“Yeah
“Here’s some candy”

by NameGame543 October 22, 2019

October 18th

The day where the cutest and sexiest people are born

Dude 1- Bro why is she so cute

Dude 2- because she was born on October 18th bro

by JustinN321 October 9, 2019

October 24

National Give a Scrunchie to your guy friend! 🦋✨

October 24 - I gave my scrunchie to my friend

by givescrunchie October 22, 2019

October 17

biggest thot was born on this day

you see that thot over there, well she was born october 17th

by i speak facts October 14, 2019