by Liluzisdraco March 18, 2020
Get the famous hoemug. Someone that has no where to go so they do what they can to survive. Whether it’s to sleep with a family member or friend. They will take full advantage of anything as long as they survive. They will adjust to any surcumstance as long as they have food in their mouth and a pillow to rest their head.
“Oh, I don’t like hard core rock music, but you do? Ok, I love it too. Can I live with you? I have no where to go! Whoops, I slipped and fell on your dick! Survival hoe
by Angela Rivera February 22, 2018
Get the Survival hoemug. A word used if you aren't into swearing too much. I just made it up and it could mean anything.
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by A Mandy's Original March 9, 2019
Get the Hoe Traymug. by SexyMamaLama December 30, 2008
Get the Hoe-Nannymug. R.J: Hey, you want to have a drink tonight bro?
Dave: I can't, my main chick is out of town and Im having dinner with my side chick and her parents.
R.J: Dinner with your Hoe-in-laws? That sucks. Have fun
Dave: I can't, my main chick is out of town and Im having dinner with my side chick and her parents.
R.J: Dinner with your Hoe-in-laws? That sucks. Have fun
by Tru Realist June 10, 2016
Get the hoe-in-lawmug. A HOE TERM: Any word or phrase used in a sentence or as an expression where the meaning can be interpreted loosely, as loose as a hookers vagina.
Cousin 1: So, I know you've had some slight misfortunes or small mishaps in your life, I mean really, if I didn't know you or witness half of this shit, I'd think someone was making all these tiny infractions. I'd hate to see what happens if you had a big tragedy.
Me: SMALL MISHAPS?? TINY INFRACTIONS?? SLIGHT MISFORTUNES?!!! These are HOE TERMS!!! How many tiny infractions and small mishaps do I actually need to have before its considered a TRAGEDY?!!My whole adult life thus far is a big ass tragedy!! I've got more series of unfortunate events than Lemony Snicket!!!!
THUS THE BIRTH OF THE PHRASE HOE TERM!
EXAMPLE:
Girl 1: Hey, who's that girl in the picture with you??
Girl 2: Oh, I guess you can call her my "friend"
Girl 1: That's not the crazy bitch who told you your shoes were ugly then 2 days later she came to work with the same ones on??
Girl 2: Yea, I say friend "Loosely" she's crazy
Girl 1: Ahh, Hoe Term.
Ex. 2
Her: Life is what you make it, you can't live your life as aPessimist, looking at the glass as only half empty! When life gives you lemons, MAKE LEMONADE!!
Me: OH SHUT THE HELL UP!! LIfe sucks!! You know it sucks! I just lost my job!! How about you try being unemployed for a while you dick! And you suck too for trying to sugar coat it with HOE TERMS!!
Me: SMALL MISHAPS?? TINY INFRACTIONS?? SLIGHT MISFORTUNES?!!! These are HOE TERMS!!! How many tiny infractions and small mishaps do I actually need to have before its considered a TRAGEDY?!!My whole adult life thus far is a big ass tragedy!! I've got more series of unfortunate events than Lemony Snicket!!!!
THUS THE BIRTH OF THE PHRASE HOE TERM!
EXAMPLE:
Girl 1: Hey, who's that girl in the picture with you??
Girl 2: Oh, I guess you can call her my "friend"
Girl 1: That's not the crazy bitch who told you your shoes were ugly then 2 days later she came to work with the same ones on??
Girl 2: Yea, I say friend "Loosely" she's crazy
Girl 1: Ahh, Hoe Term.
Ex. 2
Her: Life is what you make it, you can't live your life as aPessimist, looking at the glass as only half empty! When life gives you lemons, MAKE LEMONADE!!
Me: OH SHUT THE HELL UP!! LIfe sucks!! You know it sucks! I just lost my job!! How about you try being unemployed for a while you dick! And you suck too for trying to sugar coat it with HOE TERMS!!
by Dark Muse September 21, 2011
Get the Hoe Termsmug. A girl, who is destined to be a hoe in future, and whose "Hoe Journey" hasn't started yet, since she's still a virgin.
Samuel: Stefanie over there is definitely a Pre-Hoe.
Mathias: What's a "Pre-Hoe"?
Samuel: Well, as soon as her virginity is taken away, she'll sleep around with everyone she can.
Felix: And how did you come to that conclusion?
Samuel: Well, as you already know, she has already had three "first kisses". Then look at the way she acts around attractive boys, and lastly, look at the way she dresses. I think that says it all
Mathias: What's a "Pre-Hoe"?
Samuel: Well, as soon as her virginity is taken away, she'll sleep around with everyone she can.
Felix: And how did you come to that conclusion?
Samuel: Well, as you already know, she has already had three "first kisses". Then look at the way she acts around attractive boys, and lastly, look at the way she dresses. I think that says it all
by Dude9013 March 15, 2023
Get the Pre-Hoemug.