Barack's first name

An unsolvable riddle that puzzled leading scientists and inventors for millions of years equivalent to the Obamas last name conundrum. Scientists have officially labeled it a "tough nut to crack"

Person 1: "Do you know what Barack's first name is?"
Person 2:" w h a t?"

by https://docs.google.com/presen October 8, 2019

self-named princess

A girl who names herself and parades around like she deserves special treatment or attention.

My friend Sarah is such a self-named princess.

That girl just was just crowned self-name princess

by matt1125 April 2, 2009

Whats the cribs name?

Another way of asking what the address is.

Yo John I heard you were throwing a party. Whats the cribs name?

by Unkniw873 February 10, 2022

brand name whore

A person who wears brand name clothing (usually with huge logos attached to it) and is willing to pay ridiculous amounts of money for the type of clothing they wear. They are usually worn by smelly fat kids who wear contacts and swears a lot to try and look more appealing and boost their ego to girls who never even bother to look at them.

"Look at that fat kid wearing the Quicksilver sweater sitting here with no friends around him."
"Yeah, what a brand name whore!"

by AstroBlue June 12, 2006

J name theory

J name theory is that any guy who's name starts with a J is complete crap and you shouldn't date them. Ask your friends. Very few guys with a name that starts with a J is worth anyone's time.

Hey do you remember my ex, J____?

Yeah, wasn't he a piece of crap?

Yeah!!!

Doesn't that just prove the J name theory?!

by Bbop2789 December 24, 2015

Brick (male name)

Brick is usually a very smart, but very...special...or "weird" guy. He is also usually very funny and lovable. Brick usually looks for something new to try and a new talent to have. (Bricks are NOT the datable type, they are the BFF type)

girl: "Brick (male name) is at the library again"
girl 2: "of course"

by kattkittywebster October 28, 2010

Brand name sickness

When you get so sick and tired of seeing a fucking moose on everybody's shirt that you consider burning all you abercrombie clothes that used to be the shit in sixth grade, and spend tons of cash on other cheap ass brand name shit thats probs made in a sweatshop in china... just to get brand name sickness again...

Abercrombiho- oh my gosh! Isnt this shirt like so tots amaze!!! Just got it from holistr last night... Turn up!
NormalCivilizedFUCKnPerson- yah welll... Its not really special cuz eveyone wears it...
Abercrombiho- OMG your such a hipster!!

NormalCivilizedFUCKnPerson- no.... I just got brand name sickness...

by NormalFUCKNperson January 13, 2014