Bear cat

An over weight or chubby lesbian.

Look at those two chicks over there, that ones a huge "bear cat!"

by The Uncle Booger December 11, 2014

Coon-Bear

A large black man.

Wow did you just see that coon-bear steal that tv and jump clear over that fence.

by CgNy91 November 12, 2010

Bear insurance

your side arm that is used when you get attacked by a bear.

I was out hunting yesterday, when a bear charged me and I had to use my bear insurance.

by Pseudonym# March 5, 2013

Ogle-Bear

an ogle-bear is a verb. it can happen in many ways.

1. spend alot of money on a hobby you plan on pursuing. pursue it for a short time, and give up.

2. do something that makes your friend say "God Dammit (name)."

3. Tell your friends all your random ideas. start each idea explanation idea with "you know what would be cool....." or, "i saw this one thing........"

4. wear the gear, talk the talk, but not walk the walk.

Man, steve is such an Ogle-Bear. Like he really ever goes rock climbing.

by THE LODGE CHIEF! November 13, 2009

1000 Bears

Taking a giant explosive alcohol fueled shit.

After a drunken midnight taco bell run I totally dropped a 1000 Bears.

by 12 Tigers May 17, 2020

bear thumb

it’s when a really hairy gay dude thumbs your asshole without clipping his finger nails.

John: Dude I think my ass is bleeding
Mitch: Why?
John: I got bear thumbed last night

by -/:;()$&@“ November 14, 2017

Bear Freshener

Adorable bear + flowers + poo in the woods = this smell.

See also: Sea Island Debauchery
See also: B.Y.

Let's play "Hide the Bear Freshener" in eachothers' luggage and watch hilarity ensue

by LEAHLOVELACE August 25, 2009