Closet mormon

A person once affiliated with the mormon's church, who doesn't want to be involved with the church any longer, but still judges or acts as if they are.

Why do you care if two guys kiss in public? What are you a closet mormon?
Ew! I hate the smell of coffee in grocery stores! Why? Are you a closet Mormon or something?

by Chocolaterockstar October 3, 2018

Goron Aint No Moron

A /b/tarded new meme that sprounted from 4chan.org/b/. It involves a picture of a Goron with a badass caption.

Goes to anti abortion rallies waving coat hanger. Goron Aint No Moron.

by GoronKing January 17, 2011

complete fucking moron

vivi

Human: You're a complete fucking moron for thinking that.

by asteven2 August 31, 2017

mormon cookies

cookies mormon people make to please their loved ones.

also used as a sexual innuendo in a "pure" sense, because sex is unpure otherwise and that is against their religion.

mormon man, when talking about mormon cookies.: "you havent tasted cookies till you taste my cookies"

by wowie September 1, 2008

Moroneconomics

relating to economics or economy of business activities of a country that only a dumb ass can figure out.

How our government spending more money is going to help our economy.

Harry was the only one that could relate to the moroneconomics of our government.

by sandra angel February 11, 2009

Moronic

To be Sega

by *********** March 29, 2003

moronathon

Expanding on above definition, also used in singular sense to describe a person who is simply a moron. The extra suffix is just used to rolling effect and may sound more refined than simply "moron". Expanding on above definition, could also be the merging of moron and marathon to denote the idea of a very large group of idiots running in a race which ended a week ago and thinking that the streets are deserted because they are just way ahead of the pack.

In a heated argument, your say he's a moron, he says you're a moronathon, and you hang your head in defeat.

by diablo1010 October 26, 2009