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Meat siren

by Averagehentaienjoyer January 28, 2022
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Clown Meat

When a someone initially makes it look like you have a chance with them by making advances or flirting and you fall for it, but it turns out they were joking, or just using you for personal gain.

Blueballs or loner boner.

Usually, everyone except the one affected notices that the victim probably has rose-tinted glasses on in this situation.
Person 1: Man, that girl Katelyn really just took my money and left me.

Person 2: I told you to stop whipping out that clown meat and break it off with her, but you didn't listen
by Neoslayer July 24, 2021
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dog meat

Meat coming from dogs, eaten in countries like China (excluding Hong Kong), South Korea, Switzerland, East Timor, Tonga and several more. Taboo in countries like the USA and UK.
That guy ate some dog meat for dinner there.
by randomuser2349 December 13, 2009
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Meat Donut

Another fine euphemism for the old birth canal, the fishwrinkle, the snatch, the fleshy female fun bag, the pleasure inny. (ie. the Vagina)
The man inserts his penis into the woman's (let's call her Charis) Meat Donut. 9 months later, a baby comes back out the woman's (let's call her Charis again) Meat Donut and the man is nowhere in sight.
by Capt Scotty September 23, 2005
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Meat Spin

A sexual move that gay men enjoy using. It's where one guy is sitting on a chair, doing the other guy up the butt, and the guy taking it in the rear is boucing so hard, that it causes his erect penis to make a spinning motion
Tate: you suck Pat!
Patrick: If you don't shut up, I'm gonna meat spin your ass!
by Patrick S. July 28, 2008
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Meat Pie

A pie filled with meat of some sort.
Example: Chicken, Beef, Pork, or in some cases, your neighborhood judge. Refere to sweeney todd
Person1: Ms. Lovett's meat pies are the best! What's in them??

Person2: Idk but they sure are go-*crack* Theres a fucking finger in my meat pie!

Person1: D=
by JynxBaby June 29, 2008
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Meat Slap

The act of slapping a piece of red meat as hard as physically possible. A test of how good a piece of meat is, usually performed in ASDA. The louder the noise, the better meat quality. If the slap is pitiful, then the meat is off/not of decent quality, and should not be bought.
Don't buy that gammon, it sounded shit when I gave it a meat slap
by Greg247 August 5, 2008
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