Jason

a man with no hair, but thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

adam: who’s that thick boy with no hair

kenzie: that’s just Jason

by ppdestroyer_718 November 22, 2021

Jason

jason is the funniest person in the room, always the smartest, very hard to guard, always grinding in the lab, smells like lucious roses, when he has hair pulls all the milfs, everyone loves jason

Milf 1,”Omg is that the unit Jason!?!?”
Milf 2,” Yes he’s soooo hot”
Milf 1,” Let’s have him spot our next set 😏”
Milf 2,”I agree!”

by milfslayer49 April 12, 2022

Jason Clair

The One and only, person that really gets it. He is very smart, does alot for others, pleases the lady's, gets along with most people and the rest just can't stand that he is so smooth, a fun mother fucker, knows what to do, says the right thing, if you need it he can find it, if you don't want to live a life that is bland and wórth nothing, then go find Jason Clair!

Today sucks, what I need is Jason Clair to come over and things will be so much better!

by Randalpho May 15, 2021

Jason Piking

when you think someone is telling a joke

nah are you Jason Piking right now

by Bumbaroad December 19, 2019

Kevin and Jason

The ultimate OTP. These two can't get enough of each other and are constantly touching one another. As a couple, they take on challenges together and our very family orientated. They love kids and are looking to adopt in the future. Overall, a truly magnificent pair.

Ex: "Look there's Kevin and Jason, wow they are so in love"

by shitbrickofaphone April 28, 2017

Jason

Jason that half bald plumber that lives in the house with the lions. Jason a not all there and he hears voices. Jason is one weird guy.

Cross the road Jason is coming.

Oh no Jason is peeing in the dog food

by Jason’s mum May 1, 2021

Jason Gapuz

A boy who loves sweets

Jason Gapuz, why do you keep eating sweets???

by thecharacterwannie June 20, 2022