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Jade

Damn she’s got a phattie, her names gotta be Jade
by Phatassbadie November 22, 2021
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Jade-Lene

Jade-Lene is a beautiful person with an amazing personality she’s a great friend as well as a great girlfriend. If you ever come across a Jade-Lene in your life, you need to hold on to her and never let her go. Jade-Lene is a very energetic person who also loves her peace and quiet at times. Jade-Lene will always stick by your side through the worst of times and will defend you in any means necessary.
Jade-Lene is my favorite person
by Jade-Lene November 19, 2023
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Tyla-Jade

Beauty in all forms
You look very Tyla-Jade today
by ilyilyjoyss April 1, 2025
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Jade

A very cute, loving, soft, round, warm baby. Everyone loves jade because he is a ray of sunshine. When he feels cute, he becomes extra fat.
hey isn’t that adopted?
Yes thats Jade
by ifwegivealittlelove November 22, 2021
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Jade Tiger

The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017
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jaded

bro i couldnt come to school cuz i was jaded

holy sh*tttt shes jaded af
by HDAAWG August 18, 2025
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Jade

She is so hot you get a sunburn when she walks into a room. Thiccest thighs ever.
Teacher: "Jade it is your turn to do your presentation"
*Boy moves bag to his lap*
by AB0L October 8, 2025
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