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God

A guy who wears a fast food uniform and still looks cool.
Praise our god for this $5 MEAL!
by Doofles the Boofles September 7, 2016
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perosn 1: god don’t exist bbg
by ryleeeeb February 29, 2020
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by Shrek_Is_God February 4, 2020
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god: You are now banned from earth server for nsfw
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Does not exist, he's one fucked up bitch.
OMG I prayed so many fucking times to you God you old prune juice drinking bitch.
by Rogue Zombie YT May 30, 2018
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god is not real
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God

A entity who can’t decide if pork should be eaten or if it shouldn’t

Christians: yes you can eat it.
Muslims:no you cant!
Jews: we agree with the Muslims for once.
Hindus: We too agree with the muslims and jews
Pagans: *if you can eat it then Its Free Real Estate.*
Atheists: well apparently according to them god is not that much of a pure being if he forbids freedom of speech cause they just scream at me.
Jedi and sith : what is a pork?Is that something like a porg?
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by Backuro March 25, 2020
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