grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.

Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!

by Drippyness June 30, 2018

Nob Goblin

Anyone who sucks dick for drugs.

Sorry bro but your girlfriend is a Nob Goblin

by M£@t-H@mm£r January 20, 2019

Goblin

A manlet with a fucked up face

Guys that Kalen kid is such a fucking goblin

by 0Azazael0 January 24, 2019

Goblin-Mode

Goblin Mode is done during sex, when you are having intercourse, you thrust faster while making cackling noises (laughing like a witch), then when your close to finishing, you pull out then jump and run around like a goblin while jizzing everywhere (while cackling like a witch).

God my husband went Goblin-Mode last night!

by RumpleShnopskins October 8, 2023

ball goblin

When you have extremely high T and your social conventions preclude you from cranking one out at work

If you don't crank 7 times a day the ball goblins will take over your body.

by XxScottStappxX October 20, 2023

Goblin

a Troll makes something harmless but provocative, the Goblin in another hand makes something harmful and despicable and calls it trolling, like breaking your arm for clout or attention, or amusement for others or your reaction.

Goblin

by AzumiChiasa October 25, 2023

Digi-Goblin

Someone who is a carefree and chaotic person online but incredibly fragile and introverted in real life. They are like this online because they are behind a screen and will most likely never see the people they're talking to again. Will immediately fold when anyone asks to be their friend online

"There is someone I keep seeing in valorant games but everytime I try to friend him he acts like a Digi-Goblin and leaves immediately"

by ShindayaLupin November 5, 2023