Don't give a good goddamn

To not care about something at all. To not give a shit about something or someone.

Steve said to his friend Joe "if you don't hurry the fuck up, you're going to be late for work". To which Joe replied, "I don't give a good goddamn. I hate that job anyway."

by Chuck1969 May 09, 2022

Your giving me cancer

A Gamer term used to describe a situations severity jokingly.

“Bruh your giving me cancer”
“That shi*t was cancerous”

by SomeGotToHappen April 02, 2020

Give a girl a hoodie day :)

Give a girl a hoodie

on nov 13 is national give a girl a hoodie day :)

by Bryson070 November 06, 2020

give a hoot don't pollute

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting

*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*

by giveahoot_dontpollute August 27, 2017

Give your face stretchmarks

The act of vigorously face fucking someone to the point they develop stretchmarks on their face.

If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna give your face stretchmarks

by Stranger definitions July 20, 2019

give your homie a brojob

July 5th is national Give Your Bro a BroJob day. Find you best homie and go wild on his cock

Bro 1:Hey bro it’s national Give Your Homie a BroJob day do you want one?

Bro 2: Sure bro but don’t laugh because it’s tiny

Bro 1: Don’t worry bro I got you
Bro 2: hell yeah I love blowjobs

by Greg4004 July 05, 2022

Can't teach give-a-shit

Phrase used to explain the inability to force another to display conscientious behavior to complete a task properly; the inability to impart upon another individual a sense of duty or obligation (give-a-shit) that would otherwise be felt by a normal person in the same role. Usually used as a reactionary expression of disappointment and/or exasperation.

Ex 1. Employer describing employees: "Every time a copier runs out of paper, my employees will just use another copier instead of filling the first one up... you just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 2. Homeowner describing contractor: "I hired some painters to paint my house and they didn't bother to remove the shutters around the windows, now only one side of the shutters are painted and the house color behind the shutters is unchanged! You just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 3. Parent describing their child: "My son keeps leaving the door wide open when he leaves for school. No matter how many times I remind him, he never remembers to close the door behind him. I guess you just can't teach give-a-shit."

by Dougboyisms June 09, 2013