Evans

Evans's are highly intelligent, most loyal and selfless of friends, loves sports, and is lowkey funny. Evans's are nervous around girls, have a hard time communicating with them, and usually just chill with the boys. Evans's love to argue with others and will always say they are right even though they know good and well they are wrong. Evans's are HIGHKEY sus and enjoy group showers and sleeping with the boys, but no homo. Evan's also talk to really high pitches and in a weird voice to their parents.

Homie 1: Bro, why won't you go talk to that hottie over there.
Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
Homie 1: Bro! Quit being an Evans.

by sexycountryboy November 6, 2020

evan

a great guy, he’s really talented and smart but he doesn’t know it, he’s a great listener and he’s such a dork but he’s my dork. he’s really funny and really fucking good at playing the guitar, and he’s for sure one of the most selfless and kind people i’ve ever met. he’s a great hugger and he has really strong arms and abs, we have so many inside jokes and he makes me feel so much better about myself. he’s a genuine person, and he always accepts me and supports me no matter what:) he’s really nice to my family and my friends, he’s also really empathetic and he’s really hot, he’s a great boyfriend and friend. such a great person, i don’t ever want to lose him, i love you evan:))

“evan spent like two hundred dollars taking ubers to see me this weekend”
“oh what a silly goose”

by sugar daddy ;) November 6, 2020

Evan McDonnell

He is literally weezer

Have u heard of Evan McDonnell. Ya he’s weezer.

by Weezerwastaken September 29, 2020

Evan .D

If your name is evan and your last name begging with d you are officially the FITTEST , sexiest person on the planet and I will marry you on the spot .Ypu probably look leng in a hot tub.

Sam: ooh look its evan .d

Olivia: erm
Sam: hess so fittt

by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020

Evan .D

If your name is evan and your last name begging with d you are officially the FITTEST , sexiest person on the planet and I will marry you on the spot .Ypu probably look leng in a hot tub.

Sam: ooh look its evan .d

Olivia: erm
Sam: hess so fittt

by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020

Evan

To be the most annoying mf of all time. Evan likes to think he’s funny even though all his jokes come off as cringe.

“Hey is that a garbage can?”

“Nope thats just evan”

by moony.moon.moon October 6, 2020

Evan

To be one of the most annoying bitches. Evan tends to think he’s funny even though his jokes come off as cringe. The correct response to an evan is to tell him to stfu.

“Hey is that a garbage can?”

“Nope thats just evan”

“Oh no stfu evan”

by moony.moon.moon October 6, 2020