shitty cookies

You're having anal while eating freshly baked cookies or cookie dough.

Gangster G wanna-be: "Yo, me and my chick last night did some shitty cookies."

Gangster B for real gangster: "For real dog? I bet she be all up in that yummy goodness."

Gangseter G wanna-be:"You know how it be."

by gigglesmagee October 09, 2009

cookie dough

the affect of an overweight girl wearing a tube top that is too small, like muffin top on both top and bottom of the shirt, like when you squeeze a tube of cookie dough in the middle.

ugh, that girl totally has cookie dough pushing out of both sides

by ERNIEandJESSE July 21, 2009

spun cookie

Primarily used in the South San Francisco Bay Area, it's pretty much the same as spun. More specifically, refers to a beeotch who toots too much crank.

That chick is one spun cookie.

by mikeysfbay July 06, 2006

milk and cookies

Alcohol and weed.

Damn man you better get some milk and cookies for tonight.

by Nick Po. July 30, 2008

cookie pirate

a girl, who usually pwns at counter-strike unless met by a zong lux or unholycheese.

omg cookie pirate just ninja'd me, sneaky pirates.

by Andrew Corr April 24, 2006

cookie party

cookie + party = female masturbation marathon.

i believe "the sarah silverman show" reference to "cookie party" obscures its slang interpretation for comedic value.

my mom knocked on the bathroom door while i was in the middle of a cookie party

or

the only thing i wanted to do friday night was get lit and have a cookie party

by hammond eggs February 10, 2007

Cookie Whore

One who says "I Love You" in order to gain food products or other less honorable rewards.

"Give me your cookie." "No." "I love you." "Okay."
(Later)
"You're such a Cookie Whore Caleb"

by Betty Bruce September 19, 2006