lotion cake

a piece of ham on top of a cracker smothered in a layer of lotion. good for the soul

" hey can i have one of dem lotion cakez?"
"notta day all out."
"fuck you"
"bye"

by alyssa n jaylene March 24, 2008

Cake Buddy

A cake buddy is someone who comes over to your house a 12am to eat cake with you. The best cake buddy in the world is mariana

"you're my cake buddy right"
"of course"
"yay i'll be over tonight"

by puff daddy williams May 17, 2013

roffle cakes

A term widely used on the internet when expresses ones appreciation for a "joke" or "hillarious phrase"

It means, "Rolling On Floor Fucking Laughing Endlessly" T

The "cakes" is used to form the phrase into a cute food like item.

Tim: Tony, your mum is really fat, she's like clinally obese you gay piss

Tony: Fuck off shit legs
Carl: ROFFLE CAKES!

by Andy_Lythe September 29, 2005

hoe cake

Sucka, someone who does not have respect(E-40)

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

Obesity Cakes

A stack of pancakes doused in about a pint of syrup and covered in butter, usually consumed for breakfast.

Man, I really need to sleep off those obesity cakes I ate at the pancake house.

by Easy P March 18, 2004

Obama Cakes

otherwise know as toaster waffles.

Dad: "Can you make me some Obama Cakes?"
Daughter: "What?"
Dad: "Waffles."

by Sarah Ritter December 9, 2008

cup-caking

adjective: a word used to describe the act of talking on the phone with a significant other with romantic or affectionate content, usually with funny cute nick names or words.

"I love you too my cute lil smootsy poo!"

"Hey, Josh, quit cup-caking and get back to work!"

by Max DW. December 4, 2007