pain in the backside

a moron who wants to spend time with you more than you want to spend time with them, because they cannot stand their own company.

'i need some help?'
'why?'because i want an escuse to spend time with you!'

by JAT October 10, 2004

Points on the backside

Buttsecks used as a commodity for a transaction

That band manager is getting lots of points on the backside from his band members.

by Skeazy Band Manager April 16, 2010

Braille on the Backside

When a person has pimples on their ass.

Ron told me that Sarah was rocking that Braille on the backside. I told him good looking out on the heads up

by alchemistprime47 November 30, 2019

broken wrists in the backseat

handcuffs, shackles, or other slavery devices

man if your about to give me broken wrists in the backseat now would be when you duck.

by Cody5050 December 26, 2020

King of Revenge Backshots

Someone who is good at backshots, specifically with a friend who was cheated on or otherwise disrespected by her significant other.

That man Prime is the King of Revenge Backshots

by PrimeGotBars July 28, 2023

Boba and backshots

A term created by JasontheWeenie to suggest first getting boba milk tea with a girl, then giving her backshots (penetrating her from behind).
Boba and backshots is the Asian equivalent of "Netflix and Chill".

Girl: Wanna get boba later? I know a good spot.

Guy: Sure. Down for boba and backshots?
Girl: If you say so...

by I Thik U Stupid December 8, 2024

Poseidon's backshot

Same as Poseidon's kiss, but the water splashes so high that it covers your lower back

Matheo took a very heavy dump, thus causing a Poseidon's backshot

by Corkerstein December 27, 2023