by Xavier Handlerod December 09, 2007
by Whale Omlette December 14, 2010
by Gageh April 19, 2020
An annoying person, especially one that is oblivious to the unique problems that they create within the world around them.
This person manages to simultaneously behave as both an ass hole, and a bastard, at the same time.
Since the behaviors never stop, this person is constantly in the motion of ass holin'.
They also always remain a bastard.
This person manages to simultaneously behave as both an ass hole, and a bastard, at the same time.
Since the behaviors never stop, this person is constantly in the motion of ass holin'.
They also always remain a bastard.
"Wait... we had $10 left on the card. I just checked the bank account online. Who went to the $8 Chinese buffet, instead of carefully planning $10 worth of groceries to last us until payday!?!?"
"Oh... must have been (idiots name here). He left a while ago, saying that he was hungry, the ass holin' bastard."
"Oh... must have been (idiots name here). He left a while ago, saying that he was hungry, the ass holin' bastard."
by MelissaNicole37902 March 29, 2017
An ever fluctuating group of musicians all over the world who supply every woke wook with whatever they are scavenging for.
Being a groupie for Finger Blasting Bastards was amazing being Finger blasted on stage with the pyramids in sight is something that no one in the splash zone will ever forget!
The fake job of a person 17 or younger in New Jersey when asked for their job by a online sugar mommy or daddy.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary tryin to send me 1k o week cuz she want a sugar baby bro. But she askin for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk just say your a miner”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a New Jersian Bastard.”
F2 “ Idk just say your a miner”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a New Jersian Bastard.”
by Mustafa the 69th May 11, 2022
Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.
by jimmybomm January 15, 2021