piss bitch bastard

n: someone who gets drunk, passes out and pisses his/her pants.
by Xavier Handlerod December 09, 2007
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Aching like a bastard

British Army slang for really hurting, usually after strenuous physical training.
by Whale Omlette December 14, 2010
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big fat bastard

Sesh lord, super skinny and funny. All round a good chick.
Do you follow Georgia on Instagram? She is such a big fat bastard
by Gageh April 19, 2020
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Fat Bastard Syndrome

Exhibiting behaviors consistent with an unhealthy lifestyle and specifically known to increase ones body mass.

Term commonly used when someone is over ordering fast food.
Dude really? Two double cheeseburgers? Your Fat Bastard Syndrome is really flaring up.
by Stew Knod February 15, 2022
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Fat bastard syndrome

When someone is a lazy bones and eats and sleeps 25/8
Keira has fatbastard syndrome she hasn’t left her bed all day fat bastard syndrome will become really fat bastard syndrome when some one is a really fat bastard
by Haha its me bish July 02, 2018
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New Jersian Bastard

The fake job of a person 17 or younger in New Jersey when asked for their job by a online sugar mommy or daddy.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary tryin to send me 1k o week cuz she want a sugar baby bro. But she askin for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk just say your a miner
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a New Jersian Bastard.”
by Mustafa the 69th May 11, 2022
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Finger Blasting Bastards

An ever fluctuating group of musicians all over the world who supply every woke wook with whatever they are scavenging for.
Being a groupie for Finger Blasting Bastards was amazing being Finger blasted on stage with the pyramids in sight is something that no one in the splash zone will ever forget!
by September 04, 2022
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