Martian who’s about to Discover Fire

The feeling of a revelation of a lifetime

It took me hours to figure out what was wrong with my engine, but when I did I felt like a martian who’s about to discover fire

by ryangarrett March 11, 2021

national lying about getting sexually assaulted day

national lying about getting sexually assaulted day

kika saying ben sexually assaulted her when he didn’t aka national lying about getting sexually assaulted day

by kkdumdum April 6, 2021

your computer is about to crash

when you click on a video of a cat looking angry that was posted on discord you hear this before your computer commit toaster bath

user: posts cat video

me: clicks

video: your computer is about to crash

my pc: awjfaskjfaztjszkgjszkFjsezgjdgkxdjgsdgjdotjrsopvfsjfinsezopjeri4uweds853i4terhdfntuij348eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Hehe I cheated May 5, 2021

Tipping about

When ya just tip about the place

So are there cats just like tipping about

by Cluck rulya rulya cluck May 10, 2021

tipping about

When ya just tip about the place

So are them cats just like tipping about

by Cluck rulya rulya cluck May 10, 2021

Why don't I do something about it?

Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...

Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷

by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

It's not about winning, It's About Being The Most Toxic

"It's not about winning, it's about being the most toxic" is a team motto started by four teammates in the Call of Duty clan TOX1C, who frequented Warzone lobbies together.

The motto went viral on Call Of Duty News on July 20th, 2022.

Traditionally the phrase is split into two parts when a "toxic" play is made.

Traditionally it is used to acknowledge a players toxic play:

Teammate one: *Uses grenade launcher*
Teammate two: "Its not about winning"

Teammate one: "Its about being the most toxic"

Alternatively, it can be said in unison, when plays are made in unison:
All teammates: *riot shields*
All teammates: "It's not about winning, it's about being the most toxic!"

by JakeThePinetree July 20, 2022