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Brian the Flake

When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.
Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.
by Bernsteinbearlove June 18, 2021
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Brian

ill keep it 💯 with you nigga, brian the type of nigga to crash a golf cart 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

and like suckin on my balls in his mouf and dont like cheese on tacos 🤬🤬

this nigg awildin 👎🏿🍆💦
Tom: what was that insane amount of vibarations?

John: oh that was brian that nigga crashed a golf cart ye heard

Tom: that nigga is straight boolin 🤵🏿 ♀️

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Gets all the ladies and is really funny and cool!
I love Brian! 😻🌈♥️🤯😯👍🤌🌏🤣
Brian is the coolest guy ever. I would date him in an instant!
by NotBrianK August 8, 2022
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A person that claims hoes before bros
And doesnt love his friends
“Hey brian wanna hang out today”

“Nah bro im gonna hang out with the hoes
by Darapper August 28, 2022
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One of the best guys you'll ever meet. He's the biggest dork with the biggest heart, and no matter what kind of mood or funk you're in the always manages to lift you out of it just with his presence. Brian is easily the type of guy that you could see yourself spending the rest of your life with, he's loyal, sweet, hardworking, and kind beyond all measures. Brian is an irreplaceable individual who makes more of an impact on people's lives than he knows of. If you have a Brian in your life, give him the absolute world because he deserves that and more.
Brian is the best boyfriend ever
by dxhxnxe September 9, 2022
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Hey brian

TWINK
by anonymous September 12, 2022
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