facebook phobia

When someone on facebook has a fear of commenting, "liking" things, or posting pictures.

Person 1: Why didn't you respond to my post?
Person 2: Sorry, I've got facebook phobia.

by PhDavid June 18, 2011

facebook creepin

term used when someone constantly looks at the same person's facebook and stallks their life like they're in a relationship, but aren't. then trys to decide who is/isn't allowed to be their friends. when in actuallity the one they creep on is in love with another person. and they know it.

i dont even know youu! stop facebook creepin!

by DVPstalker November 22, 2010

Facebook Headache

When Facebook gives you a headache that only goes away when you close the browser/screen.

"All these game requests on my news feed are giving me a Facebook Headache."

by Priomotu May 14, 2012

facebook lift

to re-vamp your facebook profile, by completely changing it or clearing it out

A: Why is your facebook different?

B: I got a facebook lift.

by Domino123 January 7, 2008

facebook boosting

verb: similar to call of duty boosting. Liking or commenting on a friends stuff and having them like and comment on your stuff in order to look more popular or get on top news.

Connor and sean are facebook boosting. they i.m. each other asking to like each others status

by sjswag July 17, 2011

Facebook weatherman

When people post status's of the weather outside..

John: Its snowing hella hard outside!

Alex: No shit dumbass.. quit being a facebook weatherman

by ThisniggafromEK February 19, 2011

Facebook Jail

When your Facebook account is suspended, which now occurs for the most minor of jokes and comments. Unlike real jail, there is no reprieve or parole: your sentence is final, while repeat offenders are offline for now weeks.

I just got out of Facebook Jail! I shouldn't have made that joke about insert offensive topic.

by sanjuro_kurosawa April 6, 2021