gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.
Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.
by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017
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gummo gut

Its a absolute urge of having diarrhea while driving. Also a term used when you are about to have a colon blow out.
Ahhh dude I’m driving home right now and I have the worst gummo gut.
by Ghost Cruu September 17, 2019
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pumpkin guts

that one pornhub video where the guy sticks his dick inside a pumpkin and his step sis is all like omg you saved it for me??! you know how much i loove the seeds ;)) then the mom is like grgrgrrrrrr then he fucks her while hiding behijnd a couch wowza
my favorite porn hub video is that pumpkin guts one
by nuerdle February 20, 2023
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Pigeon Gut

Noun. The common name for the medical condition Diverticulosis - the working man's version of gout. Caused by excessive sausage rolls, ketchup and cheap Chinese food.
Q) Why is Chris in hospital?
A) He's got a mild case of Pigeon Gut. Should be out in a couple of days
by CurlyWurly58 August 25, 2023
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Prick guts

A person who aggrivates or irritates you to the point of nauseating rage. Someone who you absolutely can't stand to hear their name let alone have to be near or see.
That prick guts has to go before I lose my lunch.
by Leadfootkfa May 24, 2022
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gutted hedgehog

Euphemism for vagina during the menstration cycle
Her bloody slit reminded me somewhat of a gutted hedgehog
by Mel111111 April 17, 2007
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Smashing guts

Smashing guts.

The act of rubbing guts together during intercourse. Also can be another name for sex.
Fuck! We were smashing guts all over the place last weekend!

I hope tonight he plans on smashing guts!!!
by The limpest dick June 24, 2018
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