The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with a psychotic narcissist (@incubator) who plays victim, while simultaneously driving a new Jeep and spending money on her multiple paramours. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actually supporting your children, the incubator tax is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Paying your incubator tax does not guarantee you any contact or custody of your child, as incubators are known to groom and alienate children against their fathers.
Keith's ex Jenny won't let him see his kid, but she went to court to have them issue him an order to pay her every month in incubator tax so she can make her Jeep payment.
by Vigilante Dad April 29, 2023
Get the Incubator Taxmug. Taxes are another word for the weed
by Loca.girl.in.here September 25, 2018
Get the Taxesmug. by Hay19881 March 17, 2024
Get the Rewriting the Tax Codemug. WHEN ALL THE PRICE GONE UP ON FOOD, CLOTHES, DELIVERY AND SERVICES INCLUDING ADULT SERVICES SINCE COVID LOCKDOWN HAPPENED.
AND ALL BUSINESSES BLAME COVID FOR WHY THE PRICES WENT UP!
AND ALL BUSINESSES BLAME COVID FOR WHY THE PRICES WENT UP!
by Nancy Neehow! October 27, 2021
Get the COVID TAXmug. A debate term based on famous debater Tin Puljić famously coined by other famous debaters such as Rumen Marinov and Matt Caito which essentially means that good debaters who do incredibly well in the first two rounds of a tournament end up in a room with Tin in the third round and inevitably end up losing.
by wasteland-peace November 6, 2023
Get the tin taxmug. 1) To use force or scare tactics to get the money that's owed to someone, usually for drugs.
2) To exact revenge or payment from someone who has snitched.
2) To exact revenge or payment from someone who has snitched.
by truecrime11 September 13, 2016
Get the tax a snitchmug. 