Take a Trump

Announcing one's verbal preamble urge to defalcate in the name of President Donald J. Trump.

Excuse me while I go Take a Trump.

by UsedtobeGOP January 20, 2021

Take A Bath

Get stoned and soaking in a small body of warm water for an extended period of time.

Alex: I really want to spend the night but I have to go take a bath.
Bill: we really should take a bath together

by Tyboca December 30, 2020

take it to god

Used as an alternative for "save it"

When someone is bitching on you or whatsoever

Joe- "Why do you have to be like this?"
Ben- "Man, take it to god"
Joe- "Fuck you"

by coocooforcocoapuffsyeah January 19, 2011

takes it in the jaw

Blowjob,head,sucking dick

Yeah ,shetakes it in the jaw!

by Inyur-I July 31, 2017

Taking a McCormack

Arriving 30 minutes early to work and then waiting til its time to start work then going to take a shit

Boss: Ok, let's go do.....
Where the fuck did he go?
Co Worker: He's taking a McCormack

by Flip Washington January 24, 2019

take a josh

to release a huge pungent turd.

"Hey hurry up we gotta leave"
Dude I can't I gotta take a Josh.

by turdlip June 6, 2011

stefan's take

complete bullshit

*stef starts talking*
- ah its this fucking idiot again... stefan's take i guess...

by Kalcho January 27, 2021