Dirt Mirt

Someone who is dirty and needs to take a shower but their whole family is against him and wants to keep him dirty.

Ray: I just got done with lax lemme take a shower
Dad: Let adam take one first
Ray: But im such a Dirt Mirt!

by That Big One February 05, 2011

Russian Dirt

A guy who looks like a dirty Russian...likes to get down and dirty with a lot of girls

Look at that guy he looks like Russian dirt

by Idcapthatgirl August 31, 2016

Michigan Dirt Farmer

Another name for a hillbilly.

A) That guy is a Michigan dirt farmer

B) You're a Michigan dirt farmer!

by Sashaa* December 08, 2009

high speed dirt

The title refers to what happens to a skydiver when his parachute doesn't deploy: you hit the dirt at very high speed and most likely die.

Oh man, his parachute didn't open. Prepare for some high speed dirt!

by Sunyshine August 24, 2020

Dartmouth Dirt Stroke

Shitting in your hand and using it as lubrication for masturbation.

Brett left a steamy mess after performing the Dartmouth Dirt Stroke.

by bobbybovine July 05, 2011

dirt box crusader

A guy who likes to give a lot of anal action only a regular basis.

Joe gets a lotta ass, he's a dirt box crusader.

by minges and all April 16, 2003

american dirt pie

when a person poops, sneezes, bleeds, pukes and ejaculates all at once.

Whoaaaaa, did you hear about the new big trend on Tiktok - it’s called the American dirt pie! I saw Lil Huddy do it on Charli Damelio’s face.

by Dkgkdkfjslfodjshha June 29, 2020