Shut

Future definition of shit.

I shat yesterday
I will shit today
I will Shut tomorrow

by ThePuzzleQueen July 17, 2021

Shut up

No. Go fuck yourself.

Idiot “You see, you have to shut up because blah blah blah.”

Hym “Do you have to shut up?”

Idiot “Well, I...”

Hym “Yeah, see, no. That’s exactly why I’m not going to shut up. You have granted yourself the right to insult every aspect of my being. Nothing is off limits. Now, I have afforded myself the same right. Congratulations. You will now experience equality. Following this you will experience inferiority. So no, I’m not going to shut up.”

by Hym Iam November 8, 2022

Shut

When someone or something completes both acts of excreting from the anus and ejaculating from the penis at the same time

Comes from “shit” and “nut”

Omg I just shut myself
I’m shutting right now
This might be just what I need to shut
Jack Micheal Lawton shuts himself all the time

by Shutlover27 February 12, 2025

Shutting cracker

Another name for a fortune cookie. I created myself on accident as a child and only just figured out isn’t a real term so I made it one.

“What’d you get in your shutting cracker?”
“You mean fortune cookie?”

by Neontheboy December 10, 2024

Shut up

To shut ones mouth and stop speaking. This means you. Shut the fuck up.

Guy one: Shut up.
Guy two: I didn't even say anything...

by Superrocketbryce January 5, 2024

Shut out

When someone is unintentionally isolated from modern culture due to strict parenting, lack of internet access, or no exposure to social media. This makes them struggle with social norms, slang, memes, and pop culture references, leading to social awkwardness. They often find it difficult to relate to their peers, missing out on inside jokes, trending topics, and shared experiences that shape social interactions. As a result, they may come across as out of touch, overly formal, or just "different," making it hard for them to fit in.

"Dude still thinks ‘LOL’ means Lots of Love… he’s so shut out."

by ALURAJA April 3, 2025

Shut Up War

The shut up war happened between 2 7th graders named Atlas and Dana on October 13, 2020. What went down was a series of the words of "shut up" and "no you". At some point, Atlas says "Shut the fuck up". That was the tensest part of this war.

"Shut up war has started. You guys may begin."

"SHUT UP!"

by I’m used as an sex toy October 13, 2020