September 23rd

You give your girlfriend a hoodie

Random guy Hey Mary guess what day it is?
Mary It’s national give your girlfriend a hoodie day!
Just like any other day, September 23rd is national give your girlfriend a hoodie day!

by ehfjfwkgnfwghjkfl,fjhb, September 22, 2021

September 26

National give your male friends a kiss

Boy:can i get a kiss
Girl:why
Boy:its September 26
Girl:oh

by 2.Solid4Em September 23, 2022

September 9th

Kiss a lesbian with pink hair day

Basically someone should kiss me this Friday which is September 9th🧍🏽

by Your mom’s side hoe September 6, 2022

September 20

September 20 is the day when you and all your friends make weird noises in class when the teacher looks away. When your teacher turns around and tries to find out who did it, act like it never happened. 😈

You: Yo guys! You know what day it is? Its September 20 !!!

Your friends: Finally!

*makes weird monkey noises*

Teacher : Uhm who did that horrendous noise?

You and your friends : *pretends to focus of work*

by dani4lifers September 20, 2021

September 9th

Emu otori’s birthday. This means it is the greatest day of the entire year. Wonderhoy.

it is September 9th. That means it is emu otori’s birthday. Wonderhoy.

by Wonderhoy November 13, 2022

September 3rd

National Midget Appreciation Day
no bullying people under 5’3 show your fellow midgets some love

Look its the midget lemme go bully him.
wair u cant its national midget appreciation day
because today is September 3rd

by pppghhhgggyzgixog ph kgcy September 2, 2021

September 20

A day when famous sports players are born. they tend to be cute, funny, and smart so DONT leave them. If you were born on September 20th then you probably have little to no friends but yet still crushing on someone that will never like you.

Man one: Who's that guy he's pretty good at sports
Man two: probably because he was born on September 20th

by CrapShoot69 November 5, 2019