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platonic simping

verb: Simping for some one in a platonic sense; wanting to be someone's friend really bad, or in a simp-like manor. Usually used by people on the asexual/aromantic spectrum to express attraction to someone that isn't sexual/romantic.
Avery, watching tv: Aww, Yamaguchi is such an angel, I would love to just hang out with him!

Emery: Dude, we are both platonic simping for Yamaguchi so much!
by UshiwakaIsAsexual January 22, 2021
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Anti-simp

A man who supports true meaning of gender equality and totally oppose someone using "women privileges" when it suits them and complaints about someone "not being a man" when it is inconvenient.
In a question like:-
"How dare you slap a women just because she slapped you"
An anti-simp and supporter of true gender equality may reply as:-
First of all she slapped me for a no good reason at all, and you expected me to hold back?
But,no way you can hit a women like that...
"just man up a bit for once"
And the final blow of an anti-simp should be like:-
"If she dares to hit a man for no good reason and expect nothing back, then she is goddamn wrong because i believe in gender equality and for me a women is at the same level as any man.. so,
equal rights, equal fights! b*tch
by kazuma_01 August 27, 2020
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massive simp

Someone that will do anything for a person they like. Usually they will get unnecessary excited whenever a girl ask them for a school pencil and they make a whole deal about it. A girl will leave them on read for 8 hours and as soon she texts back, they will respond to them in the speed of light.
girl texting 0.001 sec
Mustafa: ight brb imma go talk to this girl
Shawn: you simp go help Robert with the test

Robert: nah f that kid
Shawn: fr this kid been cashapping her 12$ just to ft, talk about being a massive simp
Robert: damn he gotta pay just to talk to her? she be making bank rn XD
by FamilyTherapy February 2, 2021
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Simp Music

Music written, produced, & or performed by a simp specifically for the purpose of pedestalling a woman. It does not matter if she is attainable or unattainable. Simp song singers often profess how subservient/submissive they are willing to be in an effort to win the womans affections and possibly be rewared with sexual favors in return. Their style is persistance, sparing no exspence at wooing a woman, including allowing said woman to walk all over him repeatedly, even after rejection. Some of the attemps made to win a womans affections often include promises to pay bills and take her on lavish trips.
Baby Face is a classic simp music producer.
by barbershopbobby November 9, 2021
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Proto-simp

A man who is desperate and obsessed for women even if they are a bad person or after they have already expressed their disinterest in him. However, unlike a simp, he wont do everything for her.

Example 1: a simp will buy a $3000 dollar ring to appease his crush.

However protosimp wants to appease his crush, but realizes $3000 is kind of a stupid amount of money. He opts for a $200 ring instead.

Example 2: A simp is submissive and obsesses over a girl even after she treats him like dirt or keeps telling him she isn’t interested. He will buy her Dunkins everyday with his own money and she won’t even say thanks.

A protosimp is still stupidly obsessed with his crush, however, he understands buying his crush Dunkins everyday with his own money isn’t really worth the time—unless his crush provided him with money he may decide to pick it up for her.
Joel is a proto-simp.”
“PROTOSIMP” -William
“PROTOSIMP” -Cohl
“PROTOSIMP”-Yosiah
by memes124 February 5, 2021
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Simp Chimpin

when someone hangs out with (Simps) some girls instead hangin with da bois.
Roger would rather simp for cindy than hang out with his friends.
Because he is Simp Chimpin he no longer has friends.
by BroManDan August 24, 2020
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