puppy-dude

someone who is bossed around by their girlfriend and would do anything for them. Typically when the girlfriend is super hot.

dude 1: yo bro we playing ball today?
dude 2: nah bro I can't I gotta take my girlfriend and her friends shopping.
dude 1: you are such a puppy-dude
dude 2: chill bro im not

by Samot-boy April 23, 2019

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Pill puppy

Someone who is reliant on party drugs and will take anything given to them.

A:"I don't know the mg of these pills, and I don't wanna get too fucked up."
B: "Give it to name, he's a total pill puppy."

by cringeswag07 November 15, 2025

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Peeling the Puppy

A euphemism for masturbation.

Guy 1 "Hey man, you were real distant last night, what were you doing"
Guy 2 "Nah I was just Peeling the Puppy last night. You know how it is."
Guy 1 "...ah"

by MiniGram October 7, 2025

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No puppy

I don’t love you

Can I have a puppy.
No puppy, or I don’t love you

by carinsainest July 21, 2023

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Jawless puppies are a fictional or imaginary concept, as there are no known animal species called a "jawless puppy." On the other hand, cows with no legs do not exist in reality as well, as all cows have legs.
in summary, a Jawless puppy is a cow with no legs

Steven: "Wow is that a cow with no legs?"
Daquavoious: "what the frickers man no... that's a Jawless Puppy"

by Deadhooker. April 15, 2023

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