Take a Trump

Announcing one's verbal preamble urge to defalcate in the name of President Donald J. Trump.

Excuse me while I go Take a Trump.

by UsedtobeGOP January 21, 2021

stefan's take

complete bullshit

*stef starts talking*
- ah its this fucking idiot again... stefan's take i guess...

by Kalcho January 27, 2021

Taking a McCormack

Arriving 30 minutes early to work and then waiting til its time to start work then going to take a shit

Boss: Ok, let's go do.....
Where the fuck did he go?
Co Worker: He's taking a McCormack

by Flip Washington January 24, 2019

take a josh

to release a huge pungent turd.

"Hey hurry up we gotta leave"
Dude I can't I gotta take a Josh.

by turdlip May 12, 2011

take it to god

Used as an alternative for "save it"

When someone is bitching on you or whatsoever

Joe- "Why do you have to be like this?"
Ben- "Man, take it to god"
Joe- "Fuck you"

by coocooforcocoapuffsyeah January 18, 2011

Take A Bath

Get stoned and soaking in a small body of warm water for an extended period of time.

Alex: I really want to spend the night but I have to go take a bath.
Bill: we really should take a bath together

by Tyboca December 31, 2020

take the banana

The term take the banana is equivalent to just take it and shut up, just do it, don’t even ask. You know if you are handed a banana, you know what to do with it without question. That is it... take the banana.

But dad, why do I have to do it, son, just take the banana shut up and do as I say do.

by Billy BullSchitter June 17, 2017