Monk off

The act of female masturbation

Oh shit did you see her I totally walked in on her trying to monk off to iron man 3

by Tonata April 5, 2015

YouTube Off

The process by which you battle someone or group of friends by rattling off(via email, instant message, or verbally) funny youtube videos. A winner is decided after the most hilarious video is presented and a unanimous winner is chosen, or a challenger backs down.

My friends and I had a youtube off via email. Someone started by linking to the video "David at the Dentist", and I countered with "Everyday Normal Guy". In the end I won by linking to the "The 1987 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship" which is by far the best youtube video ever.

by the anti twitter February 25, 2010

karaoke-off

Taping oneself doing karaoke (Well or Poorly) for the purpose of posting it on a video sharing website to keep in contact with friends that are too far away to socialize with in person.

*E.g. friends at a different college / university or friends serving in the military.*

The videos are considered sociable challenges to friends and must be responded to in order to be a true karaoke-off.

Friend 1(on the phone): Hey bro I’m stuck at UVA for another semester.

Friend 2(on the phone): Bro it’s all good bro Berkeley’s grad school is lame anyway. Considering it’s so far to hangout I challenge you to a karaoke-off.

Friend 1(on the phone): Bro it is so on bro.

by VDOT Baby October 28, 2009

perv off

To arouse one's self with a perversion or fetish by a person or object.

"Hey! Don't perv off on my sister."

"Look at that guy over there. He's perving off on those magazines."

pervert

by bzzzzzzzz-POING December 28, 2009

Crumpin Off

The act of shamelessly pleasuring ones self in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough for a stall you’re too good to be Crumpin Off

“Did you hear dean was Crumpin Off?”

“Yeah dude was beating his dick at the urinal.”

by Neil Cicierega August 11, 2018

Knobb-Off

Male Masterbation

I had a good knobb-off today!

by Soke No-Last-Name June 21, 2010

off the chingey

its another saying for "thats cool"

1.o look at the car
2. yea man thats off the chingey

by sam November 15, 2004