New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

New York goat-cheeser

Someone ,usually a man, who regularly has unprotected anal sex with a female goat of advanced age where he finishes inside the goats anus but continues thrusting until it begins frothing out at which point he proceeds in eating the semen/turd custard that forms.

The other day I stumbled upon that New York goat-cheeser on the wife's side of the family churning butter in the barn.

by Senior_juanjuan March 20, 2025

New York Walk

Someone who walks really fast to get to where they need to be. Usually someone who is from or lived in New York walks this way since there are tourist everywhere and they are sloooow.

Friend 1: "What time should we start walking to get to school?"
Friend 2: "Well we have that New York walk so we can be there in 5"

by gigi_1016 September 7, 2016

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

New York

A state in the Northeastern US that borders Canadian provinces Ontario and Quebec as well as the states Vermont, Connecticut, New Jersey, Massachusetts and Pennsylvania. Known for it's beautiful landmarks and tourist attractions such as Niagara Falls, Finger Lakes, Adirondacks and Catskills. And of course New York City.

There is more to New York than New York City.

by nightcode7 August 22, 2017

New York Steamer

The male in the relationship takes a poop on their partners chest. Then they stomp on it and the partner licks it off like ice cream.

I New York Steamered my girlfriend last night.

by TinyTerry August 24, 2025

new york thing

Something particular to New York State that is asinine in nature, very inconvenient, and benefits no one.

What is this "preparation tax?" Oh, it's a tax for having the guy make your sandwich. It's so the business can pay it's DoDo extinction tax. It's a New York thing.

by Sp100 April 7, 2020