mug

ethan bader

you know that guy i’m fucking?

oh yeah ethan bader!

yeah he’s an absolute MUG

by seedymustard June 27, 2022

i mug

i relate to that
i f*ck with that

Layla: " Ariana Grande's new album is so good"

Me: " I know! I mug with it so bad"

by fiddlerstick January 31, 2021

Standford brown mug

When your significant other makes you coffee infused with their scat and makes you drink it when you’re bedridden

1: I was bedridden last week and my wife made me a Standford brown mug
2: what’s that ?
1: scat coffee

2: I would kill her ass

by GeekMan420 February 20, 2024

Struggle Mug

Struggle Mug:

The impenetrable face made when everything since opening your eyes has gone wrong AF.

Please ignore my struggle mug, it’s been a frightfully difficult morning (sigh).

by Juls_JustUnderLennysShoe June 20, 2024

Mug

What you should get for your hole family .

Get a mug for your Uncle Barry !

by Djesse January 1, 2020

Albert Einstein in a mug.

A classic college booze party game to play with your friends. it is very simple, get somebody to take off their pants, bend over, and spread their butthole. Cook a scrambled egg and place the scrambled goodness in the butthole. The person with the scrambled egg in the butthole will proceed to eject the most amount of scrambled eggs from their butthole in 2 minutes without using hands. After 2 minutes have passed and the eggs have been ejected. The next person will go. After every person participated has played. The person who got the most scrambled eggs out of their butthole in under 2 minutes wins.

Chad: Yo looks like Terrence wins this round of Albert Einstein in a mug.
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!

by TheGreatVessel August 31, 2019

Mug

Best boss in the whole universe. Their name is usually David and likely an OAM.

Wow, that's the biggest mug I have ever seen. Their name is probably David.

by supbois February 13, 2024