Michael Jorgambler

A nickname given to NBA old head Michael Jordan, after all his constant bets and times he has been seen in casinos

Example: Hey! Here’s my old friend Michael Jorgambler

by Mountain Dew Views December 5, 2018

cock michael

A fellacious male homosexual.

You are such a cock michael!

by Mike Swift November 11, 2004

Michael Guerin

A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell". is one of the "Royal Four" aliens who has a "destructive" power opposed to the leader Max Evans (who has a healing power). Dates human Maria DeLuca who affectionally calls him "Spaceboy". Hobbies include riding his motorbike and painting.

He has a New York duplicate, which goes by the name of "Rath"

You: "Hey did you catch the last episode of Roswell?"
Me: "Yeah! I thought Brendan Fehr as Michael Guerin was SO hot!"

by Lisa Parnell December 30, 2007

Michael Colon

the weird kid that wears a beanie and hoodie and licks his toilet

Watch out for michael colon he goes in anyone’s bathroom and starts licking their toilet

by xoxo bb lightskin May 10, 2020

michael kramer

A huge douche that only bangs troll bitches because doesn't know any better usually living in his moms basement watching dog porn while screaming the lords name in vein

that guy is pulling a Huge michael Kramer

by Rusty trombone January 19, 2017

michael farchucie

PG-13 version of the F- word

I Dont give a Michael Farchucie

by Millwakehorseman March 14, 2023

Michael Phelpsing

The act of complaining about success.

i.e. Michael Phelps complaining about winning a Silver medal at the 2012 Olympics...even though he has like, 15 Gold metals. Lame.

"Ahhh man, I got a 97 on that test. I should have got a 100. I studied really hard."

"She's totally Michael Phelpsing."

by SiggyEm August 3, 2012