by darren tan November 22, 2021

Has a massive fuckin cock
by Big pkog November 21, 2021

A weak insecure male which is offended and suicidal after being called a homosexual.
It also uses Skyrim shouts like FUCK OFF or a tactial plan like leaving the discord server
It also uses Skyrim shouts like FUCK OFF or a tactial plan like leaving the discord server
by erghu April 7, 2018

Ian Wheeler is the greatest man to ever walk the earth. He's tall (exactly 5'11.7) , sexy, kind, caring, hilarious, snuggly and a great boyfriend.
Despite being a part of a VERY long-distance relationship, he and his girlfriend are possibly the most romantic couple on earth, with affectionate names for each other e.g. "Wheelie Bin", "Wefe (yes, Wefe)".
Although he doesn't like to admit it, he is perfect. He proves this trait with his great taste of music.
He and his girlfriend Zara have decided to call their 1st kid Johnny after Johnny Cash, and Ian can't wait to become a Dad (even though Zara isn't even pregnant). Ian constantly talks about how much he loves Zara, and how he wants to have a life with her. And now, I, Zara, need to ask Ian a question...Will you marry me?
Despite being a part of a VERY long-distance relationship, he and his girlfriend are possibly the most romantic couple on earth, with affectionate names for each other e.g. "Wheelie Bin", "Wefe (yes, Wefe)".
Although he doesn't like to admit it, he is perfect. He proves this trait with his great taste of music.
He and his girlfriend Zara have decided to call their 1st kid Johnny after Johnny Cash, and Ian can't wait to become a Dad (even though Zara isn't even pregnant). Ian constantly talks about how much he loves Zara, and how he wants to have a life with her. And now, I, Zara, need to ask Ian a question...Will you marry me?
by Wickedia November 19, 2018

one of the best men you’ll ever meet. he plays around and is sarcastic but cares so much even if he doesn’t show it all the time. he’s very mature and is extremely head over heart, so he thinks very rationally. he’s also extremely good looking and gives off a very confident vibe, but he may actually be insecure. he’s the type of man to make you feel safe and comfortable and secure. his sense of humor is also extremely funny and he can make anybody laugh. he can choose to be quiet when he doesn’t feel the need to talk but he can also be the life of the party. he loves to play around and sometimes that hurts peoples feelings but he’s an all around caring, good looking, sexy, funny, humble, guy who you can trust with anything.
by BobTheCoolPerson July 21, 2021

Ians are pretty cool guys who run on boba, selective participation and a little shrooms. Ians are awake late into the night and don't get up until about noon. They also might speed and text while driving, but they're good drivers so they get away with it. Ians are extra happy when they get to leave work early and are spoiled by everyone around them.
Ian always leaves work early and let's me do all the paperwork.
Ian, you want tacos don't you?
Ian is awesome!
Ian, you want tacos don't you?
Ian is awesome!
by Ck526 November 24, 2021

Ian will be the funniest and coolest person you might ever meet in your life. If you're lucky, he will love you like you've never been loved before. He'll shower you with compliments and love every single day. He won't be shy to tell you how much you mean to him and you'll feel like the prettiest, smartest person in the world. He will make you feel like you're on top of the world, and if you give him anything he will treasure it for the rest of his life. He's the type of person to love you like the world is ending the next day. He's extremely athletic and has amazing humor. Ian has the ability to always make you laugh, and is the one person that you can always count on.
by crush soda March 27, 2023
