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hold on to my mash

If a guy says hold on to my mash he means hold on to my dick
Max: “hold on to my mash
Lara: “ew no!”
by ric4rdo October 3, 2021
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hold on till may

Hold on till may comes is a song by a band called Pierce the Viel. When someone says, “hold on till may.” It means to push through the struggles (which can also be S-H) and is also a way of saying “you’ve got this, stay with us.”
Person 1: Hey buddy, I know you’ve been going through a lot, Hold on till may. Everything will get better.

Person 2: Thank you bud, I’ll get better :)
by Maxsamich May 2, 2024
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Crowbar hold

Using your hand like the GI Joe Kung Fu grip, you grab the inside of a person's leg, near their genitals.

Usually squeezing as hard as possible for for at least 10 seconds.

The goal being pain and making sure the inside of their thigh bruises badly.
My leg is killing me, I was at the ballet last night and a stripper gave me a crowbar hold when I told her I didn't want a 6th dance.
by exsparky January 8, 2021
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Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby. (The beans part coming from the fact that diarrhea kinda looks like beans)
Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.
by Someone odd July 6, 2019
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Holding your kids hostage

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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Holding up 4 fingers

Holding up 4 fingers means you love jessie
Omg their holding up 4 fingers they love jessie
by Urmom8o5 May 17, 2022
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