Fart Homie

Someone that you want to fart and chill with for life

You're my fart homie

by Xrparmy June 12, 2025

no mackin on the homies

a current cardinal rules of dating. serves to prevent potential drama and break ups within the friend group. so everyone stays ~homies~

bro you know the rules, no mackin on the homies. you know that didnt end well last time.

by spicybanana69 June 17, 2021

Homie hopper

Imagine a girl right, shes gotta take 5 pills a day just to keep her hair from falling out, and by senior year shes gonna have herpes from kissing every guy on the swim team, and she have lots of “guy friends” and she says she only likes you, until u find out shes telling other guys there cute behind ur back, Should’ve left when i had the chance ☠️, Congratulations u just ruined ur reputation maddy, uve now been promoted to HOMIE HOPPER 🥳🥳

Nigga tells me“ Dude shes a Homie hopper bro ” my dumbass said “no she aint,she’ll stop", Nigga said “dump her ass bro” my unintelligent ass said “ i cant”. (A week later) My homie tells me “ dude maddy called me cute” my Forgiveful ass askes maddy if its true, she says i don’t remember. My stupid ass forgives her( a week later) she wants to kiss, my retarted ass kisses her (Gets herpes), (an hour later maddy says “i dont think we can be friends anymore” my sped ass askes why maddy says “ i wanna be alone ig”( one day later ) my homie tells me “ dude maddy told me she likes me” My dumb, unintelligent, forgivefull, retarted, spedASS wasted 30 minutes making this - Hi maddy 👋

by Dumbass Nigga January 11, 2020

homie hoodie

a hoodie that a homie has given you because you need it

homie i need your hoodie
no problem here you go
thanks for the homie hoodie homie

by poggywoggydubdub August 14, 2022

Homie body wash

Homie bodywash means if you forgot yo flamingo u just use your homies bodywash

You: ayo I forgot my flamingo can I use your homie bodywash homie?
Homie:ya sure just don’t slather it in ranch like last time
Random dude named jerry: homie body wash is the wash of the body of the homie

by https://m.youtube.com/watch?v= June 4, 2020

Homie Hopper

Someone who goes from bro to bro in a span of days wit no regard.

Saniyah is the biggest homie hopper i know. she caught feelings for one guy and dropped him for the best friend. Nasty

by yourfavoriteknucklecracker May 2, 2020

The homies day

The National day of the Homies on august 2nd

Today is the Homies day

by Daman420 June 8, 2020