When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts
When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts
Gut jumping means you wanna jump them til they feel it in their guts
1st scenario
Bro 1: Dang she looks so fine I'm fixing to jump her Guts
Bro 2: Dang bro you about to do what??
2nd scenario
Her: I'm fixing to Gut jump you if you don't come make out with me...
Him: Oh yes baby come Gut jump me!!!
Gut jumping means you wanna jump them til they feel it in their guts
1st scenario
Bro 1: Dang she looks so fine I'm fixing to jump her Guts
Bro 2: Dang bro you about to do what??
2nd scenario
Her: I'm fixing to Gut jump you if you don't come make out with me...
Him: Oh yes baby come Gut jump me!!!
by whitemamatotator December 24, 2020
by rageoss September 15, 2006
When you laugh so hard at a joke or video that you have to grab your stomach just to help you breath
by daddylion July 06, 2020
Synonymous with Garbage Gut
Someone who eats poor quality food or junk food often and doesn't give a fuck about it, resulting in obesity, or other various health problems from not eating correctly. Trash guts often like fast food places and they are immune to food poisoning of any kind because they've grown immunities to the bad bacteria by being exposed to them often.
Someone who eats poor quality food or junk food often and doesn't give a fuck about it, resulting in obesity, or other various health problems from not eating correctly. Trash guts often like fast food places and they are immune to food poisoning of any kind because they've grown immunities to the bad bacteria by being exposed to them often.
(eating gross ass $2 obviously under-cooked chicken wings)
Dude 1 : "THIS SHIT IS GOOD"
Dude : 2 "You're a trash gut."
Dude 1 : "THIS SHIT IS GOOD"
Dude : 2 "You're a trash gut."
by coughplehgm May 19, 2020
Placing your fat beer belly on the backside of a desperate stripper in order to perform mediocre coitus.
Guy 1: Man my knees have been really hurting when I do doggy to those slutty strippers.
Guy 2: Brah, you need to be gut shelving those strippers it's done wonders for my knees.
Guy 2: Brah, you need to be gut shelving those strippers it's done wonders for my knees.
by ThatJO February 01, 2018
Yo',punch my gut!
by DarkMagicPaul96 September 03, 2009
At the gym, guys like my wonderful husband-of-a-certain-age: work out enough to be cut, and still have a gut. God love their shapely upper arms. They're taking care of themselves.
by Jane Zealand November 20, 2010