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NATIONAL GRAB ASS DAY.

National Grab Ass Day - grab ass day is august 16. single or taken , you betta grab somebody booty meat.
just walk by and grab they ass. "its national grab ass day."
by chicken meat300 August 14, 2019
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Grab Dick Month

An entire month where grabbing someone else’s dick isn’t gay or weird.
No dude it’s not gay! It’s Grab Dick Month!
by stickyhoney September 30, 2021
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National Grab a Thigh Day

On June 5 go out and grab some thighs! It doesn’t matter if they are thick or thin, grab-em. Join this day to celebrate all the thighs that are on people’s legs by grabbing them, squeezing them, or even just slapping them! You can even tell everyone about it, then you can grab their thigh. You could also grab any random persons thighs as they walk or stand near you!
“Today’s National Grab a Thigh day so don’t forget to grab a thigh today!”
by Idek:) June 4, 2019
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grab capitalism by the balls

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, people like Thomas Jefferson, John Locke and Thomas Hobbes.
by Sexydimma November 12, 2013
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Grab dick day

by On my block April 12, 2019
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International Ball-grabbing Day

On the 23rd of November, it is a known human tradition to grab balls of others.
Jim: hey its International Ball-grabbing Day
Toadstool: oh fuck yea

Jim: hnnngh
by deebsmo November 22, 2021
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national grab ass day

national grab ass day is on October 28 where anyone can grab anyones ass
yo today is national grab ass day who's ass are you going to grab
by Mensur2135 October 27, 2019
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