Drink a bunch of Samuel Adams and fuck a girl with a prickly set of pubes and receive rug burn from fucking her so hard and long khed. While playing sweet Caroline and saying the British are coming while watching the red Sox, in the cheers bathroom, while mentally at beantown pub?!?!
I was out in Boston one night and met a wicket sweet gal khed, the night ended with a Boston carpet another Sam Adams.
by Beantownbitch April 22, 2024
Get the Boston carpetmug. When one inserts a phantom firecracker into their anal cavity for there partner to light the fuse and proceed to cup their balls and pull them which the caretaker of the firecracker screams having a massive shit grape shorted across your face
by Bambi Cock June 11, 2020
Get the Boston Pipe Bombmug. The act of knocking over an entire display of sperm samples onto one's self on a Monday and not washing for one week
by FREAKSHOW1984 July 2, 2023
Get the Boston Mondaymug. A Boston Tea Party is the act of getting naked and sitting sideways on someones face in an attempt to give them pink eye, while simultaneously tea bagging their ear.
by DrDemonic February 28, 2011
Get the Boston Tea Partymug. Guy 1: Did you hookup with Sarah last night?
Guy 2: Yeah dude. She let me Boston Double Park her!
Guy 1: Nice.
Guy 2: Yeah dude. She let me Boston Double Park her!
Guy 1: Nice.
by SeymourFed December 31, 2015
Get the boston double parkmug. The act of pooping and hollowing out the poop. After doing this a man ejaculates into the hollowed out poop, filling it up all the way. The man closes up the poop and freezes it. A few hours later the man will put the poop inside of a woman's vagina until it gets soft and warm (like a cookie). The couple will then slice open the poop, let the cum ooze out and (if they feel like it) eat it, dipping the poop in the cum.
Boy: "Hi Cindy, what're you doing on Friday night?"
Girl: "Not much. What are you doing?"
Boy: "Not sure. I might just stay home and masturbate."
Girl: "Well if you're in the mood, wanna come over and make a Tallahassee Boston Cream with me?"
Boy: "Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try one of those, I hear they're really good!"
Girl: "Not much. What are you doing?"
Boy: "Not sure. I might just stay home and masturbate."
Girl: "Well if you're in the mood, wanna come over and make a Tallahassee Boston Cream with me?"
Boy: "Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try one of those, I hear they're really good!"
by WackyWaffleWonder May 26, 2018
Get the Tallahassee Boston Creammug. Boston is the most cutest boy u will ever meet. When u first lay ur eyes on him u will know he is the one if u have a Boston in ur life never let him go he is caring,sweet,cute,sexy,awesome,smart,great a drawing,a good boyfriend,never let a Boston go or u will regret it his smile with light up ur day, he is a great guy to sit with and he will liesten to all ur problems. He will never make u upset,he’s a jokester, he will try and make u laugh even when he’s not even trying.if u have a Boston in ur life NEVER LET HIM GO I MEAN!
by Danielle amy November 19, 2019
Get the Bostonmug.