Jonkler Feet Obby

A Jonkler Feet Obby is a labyrinth comprised by the greatest of minds that isn't solvable by the most intellectual beings.

"oh my sigma! i'm cooked gang.. I'M IN THE JONKLER FEET OBBY!!!"

by sigmamen October 5, 2024

Feet

wanna see something

feet

by itsmeciara July 22, 2022

screw on feet

The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.

Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"

by Burning blue soul July 29, 2017

feet pic

when a person takes a picture of there feet and post it online to get some dolla' bills

"Let's take a feet pic!" said James

by partyparty12 August 24, 2023

Sushi Feet

Having feet that are crooked, smell really bad, or both.

Damn, Klara has them Sushi Feet

by ArkadeMachine December 16, 2019

stamp feet

To delay or stall a process, to give the impression of due diligence and deep consideration. Usually involves many committee meetings to reach a consensus.

I was waiting for approval from management. They had to stamp feet first, but it was inevitable.

by herr durcheinander June 17, 2021

The mice are feet up.

Certain death is imminent. Doom is nearby. Taken from Condoleeza Rice's account of a feared biological poisoning that took place during George W. Bush's presidency. While waiting for test results she was told by an assistant "if the mice are feetup" (meaning the mice lying on their backs dead) then they would soon be dead themselves. If the mice were feet down (meaning the mice were up and walking about), then they would live.

"Dude! What's wrong?"

"The mice are feet up. My girlfriend caught me cheating on her."

by songwritez November 2, 2011