Person 1: English or Spanish
Person 2: English
Person 1: Whoever moves first is gay
(Both stop moving)
Person 2: English
Person 1: Whoever moves first is gay
(Both stop moving)
by 88th Fox August 17, 2024
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The reason they ask english or spanish is to catch their attention, making them say what language they speak in.
Then, they catch them offguard.
The reason they ask english or spanish is to catch their attention, making them say what language they speak in.
Then, they catch them offguard.
Tyrone: Hey, Jose!
Jose: Yes?
Tyrone: Do you speak English or Spanish? I forgot.
Jose: Spanish.
Tyrone: El que se mueva, es gay.
Jose: ...
Jose: Yes?
Tyrone: Do you speak English or Spanish? I forgot.
Jose: Spanish.
Tyrone: El que se mueva, es gay.
Jose: ...
by Mr Morale September 16, 2024
Get the English or spanish mug.Broken English which is spoken in a professional tone/casual tone. This is also commonly spoken by non native English speakers.
Guy: Yo what's good?
Borat: It is good.
Guy: What's your name?
Borat: My name Borat.
Guy: Hello.
Indo-Pakistani: Helloo.
Guy: ...
Indo-Pakistani: Why very quiet?
"It appears we have come across Borati English."
Borat: It is good.
Guy: What's your name?
Borat: My name Borat.
Guy: Hello.
Indo-Pakistani: Helloo.
Guy: ...
Indo-Pakistani: Why very quiet?
"It appears we have come across Borati English."
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"James, you are aware that not seasoning your food will cause you to suffer the english salmonella?"
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Friend 1: “Yo Gerald, guess what the English teacher did today!”
Gerald: “What now?”
Friend: “She send Dwayne to the office for closing a waterbottle during class!”
Gerald: “Time to f***ing k*ll her.”
Friend: “Man, sign me up.”
Gerald: “What now?”
Friend: “She send Dwayne to the office for closing a waterbottle during class!”
Gerald: “Time to f***ing k*ll her.”
Friend: “Man, sign me up.”
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Get the English teacher mug.Qarsherskiyan English is an umbrella term for several somewhat similar dialects of English spoken by some members of the Ethnic Qarsherskiyan tribe and people who grew up around the Ethnic Qarsherskiyan community. It is often described by speakers of Standardized American English as being a mix of Tangier Island English, African American English or Ebonics, Southern American Accent, Appalachian Accents, and a bit of Midwestern Accent thrown in, all topped off with random Islamic Arabic and Creole French terms sprinkled in such as:
Bon Mateèn,
Salam Aleékum,
Merci Byoukou,
Alhamdulillah,
SubhanAllah,
MashAllah,
InşAllah,
Etc.
Bon Mateèn,
Salam Aleékum,
Merci Byoukou,
Alhamdulillah,
SubhanAllah,
MashAllah,
InşAllah,
Etc.
Whenever she speaks in her Qarsherskiyan English, my friend makes me smile. I like her accent. It's very attractive.
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