douche lettuce

a green leafy vegetable matter that when smoked makes you act like a douche.

Alex was acting stupid so I asked him if he had been smoking douche lettuce.

by Matt Mallow February 28, 2009

detective douche

Detective Douche (or just Douche) is how Lucifer Morningstar calls Dan Espinoza

Lucifer: "Detective Douche, I-"
Dan: "Dan. My name is Dan. Or detective Espinoza"

by raytoroshoe January 11, 2017

douched out

The act of being reamed by a douche bag.

Steve: "Hey are you on your way yet"

Brian: "No, I'm getting douched out by my dad"

by diablostallion November 30, 2010

fairy douche

Tom Brady

Tom Brady is a fairy douche

by lynn11 December 7, 2014

douche bag

Guys who possess any of the following attributes: wearing "tap-out" t-shirts, drives over-sized jacked up trucks, drives a hummer, has one or more tribal tattoos, or wears white framed sunglasses.

This used to be my favorite bar until they started promoting UFC paper view fights here. Now this place is overrun with tap out t-shirt wearing retards who ruin eveyone else's time by being a bunch of roid raging douche bags.

by shendrix November 23, 2010

douche splosh

an asshole of teh biggest order!

Rehman Malik is a real douche splosh for banning motorcycles from coming on the road in Karachi.

by distressedcivilian November 15, 2012

douche hitler

A term used to describe a person who is a complete prick who wants all of the respect and power that comes with authority but none of the responsibilities the job requires. Also, it defines a person who steals credit like it was Poland and is clearly anti-Semitic. (Contrary to popular belief, a Jewish person in a position of power can also be a douche hitler which is doubly insulting and egregious on their behalf).

Our hipster boss took all the credit for the success and is getting a promotion! What a douche hitler!

by #douchehitler November 1, 2015